how clean is your corn?

2 years ago at a bday bbq, i engaged in a contest with my friend, janelle. the contest was to see who could finish his/her cob of corn the fastest and cleanest. we're talking about every last kernel picked off the cob. i went in my usual typewriter fashion. janelle curiously chewed on the cob vertically. after about a minute, janelle emerged victorious. sad. i never lose.

how do you eat your corn? is it picked clean? or are there sloppy scraps and broken kernels all over the cob?

janelle says, "there's only one way to eat corn. and it should look like this..."

"any other way, and it's not respecting the corn."

amen, sistah.